Woah Vicky kidnapped
Kylie and Timmy at the awards
Nicole Kidman drinking milk at national board of review
La wildfires
Jan 16 - David lynch dies
Jan 19 - Tik tok banned for 12 hours
Rhoslc - finale
Baddies: Africa announced
Jan 21 - Elon’s “Roman salute”
Challengers panned at the Oscars
Jan 25 - Elon loses direct access to Trump, not because of Roman salute
Grammys - Beyoncé charli sabrina chappel doechi Gaga - are the Grammys relevant again??
Tarriffs?? Trump applies ideas from his own ghost written book ‘Art of the Deal’ to his foreign policy
Ramona Singer RHONY - black rock twitter
Baldoni v. Lively: Candace Owens breaks into non-partisan mainstream journalism thanks to how awful Blake & Ryan are lol.
Onija in Pakistan. Onija world tour? Arrested in Dubai?
Super Bowl - eagles win!!!!! Drake humiliated L bigger than he’s taken in years.
2/12 — Tokyo Toni apologizes to GloRilla
2/14 — Andrew, has a romantic Valentine’s Day with himself at home.
2/14 - euphoria season 3 announced with Rosalia
2/16 - SNL 50th Anniversary episode - Valery Behan rejoices
2/18 - A$AP Rocky found not guilty of firing handgun at former friend
2/23 - Timmy chalamet’s pursuit of greatness speech
Oscar’s? did anyone GAF? I didn’t all I remember is Challengers snubbed.
March 6 - Mayhem is released. Drew continues to embrace a state of conceited independence
March - trio trip to Oregon
Meghan Markle I mean Sussex documentary released on Netflix
March 19 - Azealia Banks gives interview, reveals she has finished a guided meditation album
March 27 - Sundance moving to Boulder, CA :-(
April 2 - liberation day tarriff whatever
Someone in rhoslc subreddit sentenced to same prison as Jen shah https://www.reddit.com/r/rhoslc/comments/1jvhawz/meeting_jen_shahmaybe/?share_id=Q1DXuJlfgAxsNtW9V9vK7&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1
4/14 - Katy Perry, Gayle King, & Lauren Sanchez, amongst others become the first all female crew to complete an utterly useless trip to outer space
4/21 Pope Francis dies
Chicago pope !
5/5 - met gala who cares. Diana Ross made an appearance for the first time since 2003.
5/7 - Sam bit by a snake!!! Year of snake
6/7: happy pride! Addison Rae’s self titled debut album released
6/7: happy pride! Elon and Donald trump messyyy breakup - Epstein allegations
6/?: happy pride! Kristen Doute announces the birth of her baby, Kaia 🤍
6/? I handle an active shooter situation in downtown slc by watching the od dumbest film of the year The Materialists
6/21: happy pride! Andrew sees G Flip with my gurl Shake 070 at Seattle pride
Bezos wedding who cares
6/29: happy pride! Bjork Tokyo Toni Shelly and ghost of the mouse at Andrew’s apartment agree to debate the idea of Brent Milner
Wow we have nothing for July and basically nothing for August
July 2025 - Diddy convicted on lesser charges.
Jean ads culture wars - Addison wins for the substack hive mind that was paying attention to addison’s jean ads.
I guess labubu
Do we need to talk about Epstein files
9/10 - Charlie Kirk shot at UVU - memer black-pilled shooter just like the one who came after and Luigi before. High watermark of how low trust and depressing it is out here these days.
9/11 - my plastic surgery office is the only place I get 9/11 copy from
Jimmy Kimmel martyr status
Keith urban Nicole Kidman divorce
10/3 - Taylor swift album drop and flop
The week of 10/5 - charli caught liking this post about Travis kelce
10/11 - Diane Keaton died :(
At some point in October I made the switch to Apple Music because of ICE ads. I know ads are everywhere and it’s government ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I am exposed to them everywhere. TBH it’s genuinely and actually the least I can do lol but that and everything else about Spotify. I don’t regret it because I got to transfer all my playlists!
10/24-11/1: Halloween extravaganza - fairy, alien, Georgette from All Dogs Go to Heaven, and Jesse from Team Rocket.
11/5 - mamdani wins election and dick Cheney died
11/6 - mamdani requesting Kim Petras from dj I win
At some point in November Jennifer Lawrence starts on her press tour for Die My Love and I’ll say it! Welcom
At some point in November I Love LA comes out and even though the show is middling I am Rachel Sennott’s soldier and I stand behind her.
11/18 I find out Carly Rae Jepsen is pregnant - she also got married!!!!
11/19 Epstein files release vote
SpongeBob big guy pants okay?
Week of 11/23: wicked for good press redux: Cynthia protects Ariana
Last week of November madam morrible turn it around wicked witch
Megan got flu
12/10 - Jen shah released from prison
Rob Reiner murdered by son :( we love harry met sally over here
Nicki Minaj and turning point USA: jd Vance assassin
Megan, Bonnie, and Andrew agree to debate the idea of color analysis
Marty supreme release Christmas Day - brat boy winter!
Rang in New Year at Sara Landry rave <3
