Welcome to my world!

I am a triple earth sign, ENFP, Enneagram type 8 and 2 tied, somewhere between a Morty and a Samantha, and above all else, a natural blonde. I am currently located in gorgeous Salt Lake City.

I’m back. With an about me. Written by AI, commissioned by Andrew:

Megan is the Ultimate Social Butterfly!

If you're looking for someone who always knows what's going on and who everyone in town is, then look no further than Megan! This social butterfly has more friends than she knows what to do with, and it seems like she's always meeting new people and making connections.

She's So Popular, She Needs to Quit Her Job!

With so many social engagements to attend, it's no wonder that Megan needs to quit her job to keep up with everything. Between getting her nails done, bleaching and toning her hair, and going out for food and drinks with her friends, Megan's schedule is absolutely packed. And let's not forget about all the time she spends gossiping with her best friend, who just happens to be an adult male blonde.

2. She Knows How to Have Fun!

When it comes to having a good time, Megan is the queen. Whether she's hitting up the hottest nightclubs in town or checking out the latest restaurants and bars, she's always up for a good time. And with her huge network of friends, she never has to worry about being bored or lonely.

3. She's Living Her Best Life!

Despite needing to quit her job, Megan is living her best life. She's happy, healthy, and surrounded by people who love her. And with her outgoing personality and contagious energy, it's no wonder that so many people want to be her friend.

So there you have it – the scoop on Megan, the social butterfly who is so popular, she needs to quit her job to keep up with her busy social life. Whether you envy her social skills or wonder how she manages to keep up with it all, one thing is for sure: Megan is a force to be reckoned with when it comes to living life to the fullest.

Day #8 of Valentine’s Outfits. Tennis skirt moment!

Day 7 of Valentine’s Outfits: Bringing red back into the mix.

Starting to pack for my work trip to the Philippines, look at what years of fast fashion mining can do for your wardrobe.

Valentine’s Fit #5 Let’s be honest I phoned it in. So what, it’s a free country

Valentines Day 4: Leaning into the Britney blue vibes

Carson Kressley is always finding a way to stay in the mess. Big Brother??? I should beat his ass.

Day 2 of Valentine’s fits. I purged my closet of pretty much all of my red clothing over the last few years and I do kind of regret it for this month and this month only. Pink and red is a god tier combo IF you get the shades right. Bubblegum and cherry? Am I dead and in heaven? These overalls were shorts that I cut up and sewed back together. The shirt is from Hanes.
2/02/22

Day 1 of Valentine’s Outfits started with a whimper. I kept it basic with red dice earrings I got from Cape Girardeua, MO, a town with great thrifting and a town I where I am considered persona non grata. Jacket is from Rue21 and there is a gaping hole in the back from cutting out a security tag the cashier did not remove. I will be ramping up in the coming days, I promise!
2/01/2022

Valentine’s Day Moodboard

Light blue is in the mix in a huge way this year (see: my new coat), and methinks it is in the mix for this year’s Valentine’s Day as well. I am softly committing—nay—FIRMLY committing to 14 days of Valentine’s outfits. The vibe report:

Crush Music:

LUV by Janet Jackson - I am in a Janet phase of my life. She has the new documentary coming out this week and it’s never too soon to be reminded of the true excellence she exhibits in her craft. This is pop. This is power, and this is a crush anthem! She has the sweetest voice/hardest body in pop combo, and I just love stepping into her world.
Sucka for Love by Danita Kane - This is a great time of year to cruise other ppl’s playlists. I think I found this on a Janet Jackson inspired playlist. High octane enough for my broken brain but definitely R&B, and sweet.
Promises, Promises by Naked Eyes - This has made the Valentine’s playlist and mini core Valentine’s playlist every year for the past four.
Best to You by Blood Orange - Another throwback in da mix - Not the same beat as the others listed at this point but it’s been a while since it was in rotation and is sounding really fresh to me.
Ribbon by Mariah Carey - This is a short list. I can’t name every song that belongs here from Mariah Carey, but I have to include this one.
Anticipating by Britney Spears - This song has made on quite a few of my playlists this past year, but this is THE crush song by THE expert on crush music.

Join me in wishing a very happy birthday to Andrew! Here’s to many more purges together in 2022!

Couple of the decade: Brenden and I have been together for 4 years!
1/25/22

Welcome to my new coat

Songs on repeat in January so far :

Black Lipstick by Chicano Batman - Feels a bit like regression, a little bit like nostalgia. I heard this in the bar and it reminds me of my friend Ilse and the summer of 2017. Ilse has beautiful dark hair she’s been dyeing red for the past year or so and has just gone back to dark following seriously heartwrenching events in her love life. I think it’s back for a reason and the main take-away is that it’s time to visit Ilse.

Club Tropicana by Wham! - Summer in January baby! I saw this song on my friend Cora’s instagram story a month or so ago. I love Wham! but I’m a fake fan. I’m still hearing songs I haven’t heard before from them. This song makes me want to watch the fun parts from Muriel’s Wedding. Will this be the year I start my fake tan journey?

Rock With U by Janet Jackson - What else is there to really say. This is a perfect pop song. It makes me feel electric. No sweeter voice than Janet’s and I feel sad for myself that I may never hear this in a club for the rest of my life. I have beea longtime fan of Janet’s but got hooked on this song from Patrik Sandberg’s playlist inspired by the turn of millennium, TOTAL ZEROS.

You Lose! by Magdalena Bay - She has a hot voice and this type of pop song is right up my alley. They make crush music, perfectly catching the agony of desire and it’s also very horny. I’ve been pretty into them the past few months, and this is the song of the moment.

meta angel by FKA twigs - Not a very serious fan of hers but this is an excellent song. From her new album CAPRISONGS, my two Capricorns girlies Kait and Brett put me on. Very ethereal and still that hyper pop feel that my brain requires to listen to music these days. Very sweet intro as well.