Twins on television kind of exploitative no matter what

Nothing wet for my #flog today as I have an ulcer and cannot eat sauce.

I would listen to a fax machine propped against an auto-tune mic at 2x speed if it had a cam girl’s vocals on the track.

Need to wear a thotty outfit before weeks end or something terrible could happen

If your boyfriend is entering a flow state that’s your girlfriend

I’m like starting rumors that I watched a Shirley MacLaine movie because I’m reading her case in law school right now

I love laugh riots! ask anyone who knows me!

The music in this video is… anyway…. I just wanted to find a supercut of all her outfits from What a Way to Go. The pink outfit is blog fodder for the ages, you’ve seen it everywhere! This movie was so excellent, men in movies should always be gorgeous and incidental.

This what I think I look like btw

And this what I actually sound like too…

It’s obviously a guy getting shot in the head

Maybe it’s an over the top way of coming to that…but I’m an over the top guy.

#flog

Lala Kent of Vanderpump Rules fame and noted native of Draper, Utah has named her second daughter Sosa.

wtf else im on today…opening track is hot. Also I love the stringy long bleach blonde look so sexy!

They’re from St. Louis also just like me when I lie about being from there

wtf im on today

#flog

Being off IG for any period of time affords me even more time to do what I get on there to do in the first place which is look at my own pictures. For some it is about friends, fun and fashion.

Drank one of those mushroom lattes and listened to “Ray of Light” by Madonna 65 times in a row

Ever since I could remember I’ve always wanted to get 2 on

Early predictions for the next perverse food trend?

Cottage cheese dethroned cauliflower, but does it have staying power? I’m seeing an uptick in hearts of palm bullshit, I think something fibrous is going to emerge soon.

Butching out with my hot cousins all weekend

I am always keeping on tabs on who is loyal, wily, etc.

The girls haaaate when I bring up On My Honor every time I’m in a body of water