Going on a god’s creation tour and being in charge of driving so screen time can feel that much more satisfying when it’s over

So sad ice spice has a song out with the word fart in the title

Remember The Night with Barbara Stanwyck 🤍🤍🤍

I figure if I stop going to therapy and just get a Pilates membership again the net effect on my mental health would pay for itself.

Hurting the ones you love is lowkey goated when self soothing is the vibe

There is NOTHING more salt lake than getting shushed in a crowd like…mind your business

Just watched Fat City with baby Jeff Bridges. I’m feeling robbed of sweaty beefcake boyhood experience. I need to buy some boxing shorts ASAP…

It’s sad that dua lipa is going to have to be a box dye red head for the next 4 years…I hope her team corrects course.

Seeking chic normals in my area

And now I’m hearing that Paul Mescal has repeated history with another hysteria-inducing pair of really short gym shorts.

If your boyfriend is your peace that’s your girlfriend

You can’t be talking like that White Baby

The theme of the day is running the gauntlet

History was made

#flog I’ve never cared about caramel apples before this year and they’ve made their way into the rotation in a BIG way

Offering friendly reminders is one of the more mean spirited things a person can do

Soure crème soup. How decadent…

Me and my siblings are sitting around talking about how our niece is being manipulative

The 7/11 evening #flog

Blue raspberry sour patch kids are excellence…but I think I like blue raspberry jolly ranchers more.

I think it’s time for me to enter my odd job era