I figure if I stop going to therapy and just get a Pilates membership again the net effect on my mental health would pay for itself.

Hurting the ones you love is lowkey goated when self soothing is the vibe

There is NOTHING more salt lake than getting shushed in a crowd like…mind your business

Just watched Fat City with baby Jeff Bridges. I’m feeling robbed of sweaty beefcake boyhood experience. I need to buy some boxing shorts ASAP…

It’s sad that dua lipa is going to have to be a box dye red head for the next 4 years…I hope her team corrects course.

Seeking chic normals in my area

And now I’m hearing that Paul Mescal has repeated history with another hysteria-inducing pair of really short gym shorts.

If your boyfriend is your peace that’s your girlfriend

You can’t be talking like that White Baby

The theme of the day is running the gauntlet

History was made

#flog I’ve never cared about caramel apples before this year and they’ve made their way into the rotation in a BIG way

Offering friendly reminders is one of the more mean spirited things a person can do

Soure crème soup. How decadent…

Me and my siblings are sitting around talking about how our niece is being manipulative

The 7/11 evening #flog

Blue raspberry sour patch kids are excellence…but I think I like blue raspberry jolly ranchers more.

I think it’s time for me to enter my odd job era

God had NOTHING to do with pugs

They aren’t supposed to be here…

I really can’t believe I’m gonna spend 4-6 months of the next year without a right thumbnail  😢 I only lost like half the nail and my nails grow really fast 💅😏so it was basically back to my fingertip but now the nail is being basically pushed out by a new nail that’s growing and as I type this I feel like this is too disgusting to keep talking about but it’s literally all I think about 😭 I am not god’s strongest soldier I love my nails so much