Ever since I was a little girl all I ever wanted was to be a government asset

Going back to college has been awesome for my instagram account

Oh that’s not

The only copy I got for yesterday btw

It is nice that there are dating apps like hinge where you can assess a potential lover’s prose before it’s too late

This year people being weird about when summer ends for some reason??

Something happened back when Lay’s did their “Do Us a Flavor” challenge. Ever since then we are regularly getting different kind of sandwich-flavored chips. What is up with that

This and a nosebleed 😛😛😛 #flog

Ever since I could remember I always wanted to party at a rich dude’s house

Bjork Tokyo Toni Shelly and ghost of the mouse at Andrew’s apartment agree to debate the idea of Brent Milner

My impact

Ykw else I am not gonna fall for making Elon musk’s kid famous

You guys can do it on your own

Note to self: locate source of black, tar-like substance coating my purse and its contents

I want to see a beautiful oil painting of nail tech or hairdresser’s watered down half drank melted iced drinks at their jobs

Yr not gonna convince me the girl from more woke mean girls the movie the musical the movie with rabbit face and gummy smile is anything but that

this summer is for the lesbians #lesbiansummer

Reach out to your college hookups today 🤍

Stepping into my zillennial power by texting my teenage brothers the words “emo trap”

1000% the type of headspace im in

The theme of the day is security and self-defense

I loooove this video. The way she says “olive oil, walnut oil, that sort of thing”